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Edition 1 digital deck

All 60 cards in this app, plus a printable PDF. Founding list members hear first.

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Physical deck

A real printed deck you can shuffle, lose under the couch, and find again.

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Merch

  • Tee: "Rest Is Not A Performance Review"
  • Mug: "Proceed Without The Raccoon's Signature"
  • Sticker pack: Zero Chill Zen stamp stickers

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